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OfflinePetergriffin467

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Stand up comedy
    #301658 - 10/22/09 01:10 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Who else instantly changes the channel when its a woman comedian?

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Petergriffin467]
    #301665 - 10/22/09 01:45 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: meatcakeman]
    #301830 - 10/22/09 01:50 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I usually change the channel when i see that stand up comedy is going to be on.  im not a fan, unless it's a night out on the town or something.  I had a buddy in phx that did stand up comedy.  He was a real asshole.  I never went to see him perform.  He was hired by one of our business partners to do some stand up at their xmas party.  I heard later on they asked him to leave because of the vulgar nature of his 'performance'.  :lol:


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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #301836 - 10/22/09 02:05 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i change the channel until I SEE a woman on tv usually.

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Hydro]
    #301862 - 10/22/09 03:01 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Women stand up comedians are usually all the same. They like to talk about their periods and its not funny. I dont really like stand up at all though unless its like Dave Chappelle or Mitch Hedberg. Comedians just usually arent all that funny.

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Petergriffin467]
    #301883 - 10/22/09 03:44 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:rofl2:
i don't listen to women

take everything they say
with a grain of salt

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #301886 - 10/22/09 03:55 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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i don't listen to women







:bonghit: the way to be

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Harlz]
    #301889 - 10/22/09 03:56 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I hear women.....but yes I would say most of the things they say are in one ear and out the other. Women comedians suck ballsacks.

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Triptonic]
    #301919 - 10/22/09 05:05 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

haha you said exactly what I was going to say nobody cares about that and "omgz like do you guys hate men omgz".

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Petergriffin467]
    #301981 - 10/22/09 06:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Since we are talking about comedians I will throw out a good one.  Bill hicks.  Surely you've heard of him.  If not youtube his ass.  here's a sample...



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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #302018 - 10/22/09 07:45 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

yes, bill hicks is quite a unique comedian :yesnod: 

all i basically listen to is mitch hedberg, dave chappelle, steven wright, lewis black, dana carvey, and the legendary george carlin - who is probably more of a philosopher than comedian to me :strokebeard:

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #302082 - 10/22/09 09:20 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Yea I've heard of bill hicks and I dont like him.  Hes a know it all and likes to rant and rave without adding any comedy to it.  Its cool if you're not just some dumbshit guy doing one liners and want to be smart about comedy but I dont want to watch someone who you can tell is just some guy whos always pissed off and mad and probably was an asshole in IRL.  I never laughed at any of his shit that I've watched on youtube:shrug:

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Petergriffin467]
    #302089 - 10/22/09 09:33 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

then you might like this interview! 



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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #302190 - 10/22/09 11:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

BILL HICKS IS GOD

GOD IS DEAD

WE HAVE KILLED HIM

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #302191 - 10/22/09 11:07 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Mitch Hedberg is god.

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Triptonic]
    #302250 - 10/22/09 11:58 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Wow Bill's a legend. Going on stage on LSD while getting death threats and bottles whipped at you.... +9999 :jawdrop:


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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Keith22]
    #302252 - 10/23/09 12:05 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Bullshit I think that whole story is made up.

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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Triptonic]
    #302467 - 10/23/09 12:53 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, it is a questionable story at best.  I can never trust a comedian to tell the truth without embellishing for the sake of the story.


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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: FurrowedBrow]
    #302503 - 10/23/09 01:50 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

not too big into comedy, but i love watching eddie murphy's RAW (haven't finished delirious yet)

gabriel iglesias is one funny mofo tho.

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do you have any idea how hard it is to give two sluts a ticket while listening to COPS?, i damn near pissed myself!


there's an al queda member, an iraqi soldier, one of the  most dangerous creatures on all the planet! one touch of a button and i'm gone! i'm gonna poke him with a stick!


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Re: Stand up comedy [Re: Triptonic]
    #302547 - 10/23/09 03:27 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

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Bullshit I think that whole story is made up.





:werd:

I wouldn't consider Bill to be a comedian
he was more of an amusing social commentator


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