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OfflineJohnny420


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How NOT to grow pot!
    #221024 - 04/29/09 09:55 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

This is quite possibly the best example of the worst advice i have ever seen!

If you fancy a laugh please visit!

http://nepenthes.lycaeum.org/Plants/Cannabis/potgrow-1.html

Here's a little taste of what's on offer...

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...Another idea is to interrupt the night cycle with about one hour of light. This gives you more females.




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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Johnny420]
    #221028 - 04/29/09 10:05 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Oh my... i couldn't leave this one!

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Take a quantity of grass and dampen it, place in a baggie or another socially acceptable container, and store it in a dark, dampish place for a couple of weeks (burying it also seems to work).  The grass will develop a mold which tastes a bit harsh, and burns a tiny bit funny, but does increase the potency.




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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Johnny420]
    #221029 - 04/29/09 10:09 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

lol wow.....

that's almost as bad as the guy who pulled the pistils off of his plants because he thought they were hermies


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #221037 - 04/29/09 10:34 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

:failboat:

I believe the guy you are on about is sat on the far left! lol!

I can't believe that actually happened!


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #221042 - 04/29/09 10:49 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Harry_Ba11sach said:
lol wow.....

that's almost as bad as the guy who pulled the pistils off of his plants because he thought they were hermies



hahaha hilarious!:crazy2:


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
    #221045 - 04/29/09 10:59 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

no brah

shit works coz

moldy grass doubles the potency


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
    #221048 - 04/29/09 11:04 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

that thread is in this forum as we speak, go have a looksee


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
    #221073 - 04/29/09 11:54 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

That grow-guide must be from the stone age. per cent.... LOL

They didn't even have % signs on the keyboards back then. haha


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Big Chief]
    #221090 - 04/29/09 12:44 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Would weed even grow under an 8 on 16 off light cycle? or does that just make the world implode?


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Johnny420]
    #221103 - 04/29/09 01:22 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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The fluorescents are the best, but do not use "cool white" types. The light sources should be an average of twenty inches from the plant and NEVER closer than 14 inches. They may be mounted on a rack and moved every few days as the plants grow.




:rofl2:


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
    #221114 - 04/29/09 01:51 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Why you all laughing so hard. this poor guys taught he was growing cactus that all.


no seriously what a dumb ass

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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Hydro]
    #221145 - 04/29/09 02:59 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Why you all laughing so hard. this poor guys taught he was growing cactus that all.


hay man could you reword that i cant understand it???


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Dr. Siekadellyk]
    #221499 - 04/30/09 12:38 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Holy shit this is fucking unreal.


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You can make the plants mature in 36 days if you are in a hurry, by cutting back on the light to about 14 hours, but the plants will not be as big. You should gradually shorten the light cycle until you reach fourteen hours.
You can stop any watering as the plants begin to make the resin rise to the flowers. This will increse the resin a bit.
You can use a sunlamp on the plants as they begin to develop flower stalks.
You can snip off the flower, right at the spot where it joins the plant, and a new flower will form in a couple of weeks.
This can be repeated two or three times to get several times more flowers than usual.
If the plants are sprayed with Ethrel early in their growing stage, they will produce almost all female plants. This usually speeds up the flowering also, it may happen in as little as two weeks.
You can employ a growth changer called colchicine. This is a bit hard to get and expensive. (Should be ordered through a lab of some sort and costs about $35 a gram.)




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Place the dope in a container which allows air to enter in a restricted fashion (such as a can with nail holes punched in its lid) and add a bunch of dry ice, and the place the whold shebang in the freezer for a few days. This process will add a certain amount of potency to the product, however, this only works with dry ice, if you use normal, everyday freezer ice, you will end up with a soggy mess...
Take a quantity of grass and dampen it, place in a baggie or another socially acceptable container, and store it in a dark, dampish place for a couple of weeks (burying it also seems to work).  The grass will develop a mold which tastes a bit harsh, and burns a tiny bit funny, but does increase the potency. {Warning: Please check out the article "Preserving Pot Potency" before attempting this technique!}
Expose the grass to the high intensity light of a sunlamp for a full day or so. Personally, I don't feel that this is worth the effort, but if you just spent $400 of your friend's money for this brick of super-Colombian, right-from-the-President's-personal-stash, and it turns out to be Missouri weed, and you're packing your bags to leave town before the people arrive for their shares, well, you might at least try it. Can't hurt.
Take the undisirable portions of our stash (stems, seeds, weak weed, worms, etc.) and place them in a covered pot, with enough rubbing alchol to cover everything.
Now carefully boil the mixture on an electric stove or lab burner. Do not use gas -- the alchol is too flammable. After 45 minutes of heat, remove the pot and strain the solids out, saving the alcohol.
Now, repeat the process with the same residuals, but fresh alchol. When the second boil is over, remove the solids again, combine the two quantities of alcohol and reboil until you have a syrupy mixture. Now, this syrupy mixture will contain much of the THC formerly hidden in the stems and such. One simply takes this syrup the throughly combines it with the grass that one wishes to improve upon.






Fucking classic


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Magash]
    #221554 - 04/30/09 09:25 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Take the undisirable portions of our stash (stems, seeds, weak weed, worms, etc.) and place them in a covered pot, with enough rubbing alchol to cover everything.
Now carefully boil the mixture on an electric stove or lab burner. Do not use gas -- the alchol is too flammable. After 45 minutes of heat, remove the pot and strain the solids out, saving the alcohol.
Now, repeat the process with the same residuals, but fresh alchol. When the second boil is over, remove the solids again, combine the two quantities of alcohol and reboil until you have a syrupy mixture. Now, this syrupy mixture will contain much of the THC formerly hidden in the stems and such. One simply takes this syrup the throughly combines it with the grass that one wishes to improve upon.


i wouldnt smoke that unless it was set out a few days to evaporate all the alcohol just in case....


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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: Johnny420]
    #412576 - 05/05/10 03:45 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

LOL, I love this part  -- "A nice test is to drop the seeds on a hot frying pan. If they "CRACK," they are probably good for planting purposes. "

That reminds me of the time.... Ahh, nevermind...

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Re: How NOT to grow pot! [Re: DoPeYsMuRf]
    #412619 - 05/05/10 05:28 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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DoPeYsMuRf said:
LOL, I love this part  -- "A nice test is to drop the seeds on a hot frying pan. If they "CRACK," they are probably good for planting purposes. "

That reminds me of the time.... Ahh, nevermind...





"Ok, thats a good one. Oh, wait... I just killed it by dropping it in a hot frying pan, next."


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